Trailer Park Christmas in July Party

Christmas came early. Or late. Not really sure how calendars work, but Santa's trading his sleigh for swim trunks and they're throwing the most aggressively themed party of the summer.

🎅 Beach Santa meets the kiddos (7pm-8pm, because even St. Nick has a bedtime to enforce)

🔞 Adult Santa unleashed (8pm-10pm with polaroid camera and zero chill)

🍹 Christmas-in-the-trailer-park-inspired drink specials, like Boxcar's Peppermint Paddy & Cousin Eddie's Favorite Drink

🎵 DJ spinning 9pm-midnight

👕 Dress code: Hawaiian shirts, ugly Christmas sweaters paired with beach gear—commit to the bit

🎄 Don't miss 12 Days of Christmas in July specials leading up to the party (July 14-25)

So festive, you'll be saying, "Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol (for tomorrow)?"